Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i already hear my dad disowning me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
