Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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