I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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