Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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