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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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