We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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