Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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