Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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