That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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