Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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