You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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