it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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