i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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