That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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