Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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