I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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