Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Do vagina's smell?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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