My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
