If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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