Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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