does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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