I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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