i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i believe in u and ur pee
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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