when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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