Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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