you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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