This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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