last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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