"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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