Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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