Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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