no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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