I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
