maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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