Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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