Acid is not a monday night drug
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I will be naked everywhere
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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