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my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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