never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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