Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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