yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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