I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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