You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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