yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This is my gift to your gina
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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