My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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