STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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