I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
