Hey man sorry I got all grabby
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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