yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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