Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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