If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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