Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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