I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize