he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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