I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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